A lady walks into Harrods for christmas shopping. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond
bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly
farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and
prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right
behind her - good looking as well!
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store
like Harrods. He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her
little "incident". she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit yourself when I tell
you the price!"
