Tuesday 28 December 2010

Parking ticket‏

Working people frequently ask retired
people what

they do to make their days
interesting.

Well, for example, the other
day, Marie my wife and I

went into town and visited a
shop.

When we came out, there was a
cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said,
'Come on, man,

how about giving a senior
citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued
writing the ticket.

I called him an “a**hole” . He
glared at me and started

writing another ticket for
having worn-out tires.

So Marie called him a “dick
head”. He finished the

second ticket and put it on
the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more
tickets.

This went on for about 20
minutes.

The more we abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and
we got on it

and went home.

We try to have a little fun
each day now that we're retired.

It's important at our age.!

Sunday 26 December 2010

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Doctor - Pregnancy - killing a child

A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said:

'Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old,

and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together.

So the doctor said: 'Ok and what do you want me to do?'


She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this.'


The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: 'I think I have a

better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you too.'

She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.


Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2 babies at the same

time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born.
If we're going to kill one of them, it doesn't matter which one it is. There would be no risk for
your body if you chose the one in your arms.

The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill a child!

'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be ok with it, so I thought maybe that was the
best solution. The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point.

He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and

one that's still in the womb. The crime is the same!

Saturday 25 December 2010

Modernization of Girls!!!‏

1960's : Love me, but don't touch me.
1970's : Touch me, but don't kiss me.
1980's : Kiss me, but don't do anything more.
1990's : Do everything, but don't tell anyone.
Since 2000 : Do everything, otherwise I will tell everyone that you can't do anything.

Five Reasons why Allah uses problems

Five Reasons why Allah uses problems

The problems you face will either defeat you or develop you – depending on how you respond to them.

Unfortunately, most people fail to see how Allah wants to use problems for good in their lives.
They react foolishly and resent their problems rather than pausing to consider what benefit they
might bring.
Here are five ways Allah wants to use the problems in your life:

1. Allah uses problems to DIRECT you.
Sometimes God must light a fire under you to get you moving. Problems often point us in a new
direction and motivate us to change. Is God trying to get your attention? “Sometimes it takes a
painful situation to make us change our ways.”

2. Allah uses problems to INSPECT you.

People are like tea bags…if you want to know what’s inside them, just drop them into hot ever
water! Has God tested your faith with a problem What do problems reveal about
you? “When you have many kinds of troubles, you should be full of joy, because you know that these
troubles test your faith, and this will give you patience.”

3. Allah uses problems to CORRECT you.

Some lessons we learn only through pain and failure. It’s likely that as a child your parents told
you not to touch a hot stove…. But you probably learned by being burned. Sometimes we only learn
the value of something… health, money, a relationship.. .. by losing it. “It was the best thing
that could have happened to me, for it taught me to pay attention to your laws.”

4. Allah uses problems to PROTECT you.

A problem can be a blessing in disguise if it prevents you from being harmed by something more
serious.. Last year a friend was fired for refusing to do something unethical that his boss had
asked him to do. His unemployment was a problem – but it saved him from being convicted and sent to
prison a year later when management’s actions were eventually discovered. “You intended to harm me,
but God intended it for good…”

5. Allah uses problems to PERFECT you.

Problems, when responded to correctly, are character builders. God is far more interested in your
character than your comfort. Your relationship to God and your character are the only two things
you’re going to take with you into eternity. “We can rejoice when we run into problems…they help us
learn to be patient.. And patience develops strength of character in us and helps us trust God more
each time we use it until finally our hope and faith are strong and steady.”
Here’s the point:

God is at work in your life – even when you do not recognize it or understand it.

But it’s much easier and profitable when you cooperate with Him.

“Success can be measured not only in achievements, but in lessons learned, lives touched and

moments shared along the way”

Allah Knows Best…


A HADITH FROM PROPHET MUHAMMED (P.B.U.H)
without reading first..
A
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Christmas day? YEH!! 2010

Hey everyone.

I hope you all having a good Christmas. What am i planning to do during Christmas day and Boxing day? NOTHING... i am going to sit on my bum and do nothing all day.. I will be playing COD all day but i am too lazy for that now. I am guessing that most of the people probably stuffed with Turkey mean and roast.. hmmmmm so what do you think about Christmas day ? do you enjoy the day offs from work? What are you guys doing?

HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.

Thursday 16 December 2010

Second Life Agreement TOS

Second life TOS Agreement seems not to work for few people. I had the same problems, but it seems to work for me now. I did reinstall Phoenix viewer and SL Viewer 2. Then updated my Adobe PDF file reader..
its working for us and we all happy :D

Wednesday 15 December 2010

Relationship Quotes

People often ask, "What's wrong with my relationship?" or "Why are relationships so hard?" There are several good answers, but let's first look at the questions and why they are even posed.

When people wonder why their relationship is so difficult, the underlying assumption is that it shouldn't be. There is an implied belief and expectation that a good relationship should come naturally, easily. This is a remnant of the myth of romantic love and its subsequent cultural conditions that "love is the answer" to all our life's struggles.

There seems to be a collective fantasy that "when the right person comes along", we will join together in perfect harmony and move through life together like paired ice skaters -- flowing flawlessly, effortlessly. Then when we stumble (have conflict) we worry, "What's wrong" Why is this so hard?"

Maybe the answer is, "There's nothing wrong. By their very nature relationships will be difficult, and sometimes very difficult." Here's why.

First, most of us desire relationships that are satisfying and meaningful before we have even developed a good relationship with ourselves. We somehow expect to be able to connect deeply with another person before we have connected even superficially with ourselves.

Culturally, self-reflection and exploration are seen as indulgent or wasteful, yet we are pressed to enter into emotionally committed relationships before we've given ourselves a chance to explore who we are, what we believe and feel at our cores, what our strengths and frailties may be. Often relationship struggles are the outer reflection of our inner struggle to find and define self.

Secondly, relationships are hard because they require balancing two basic and conflicting human drives: the need to be a separate, autonomous self (and the individual freedom this implies) with the need to be connected with other (and the compromise/negotiation this requires).

Many relationship issues revolve around this basic dilemma, we may err on the side of being too separate (distanced emotionally or physically) or of being too close (emotionally fused, Siamese-twin style). Finding and maintaining our own natural rhythm and movement in this "dance of relationship" is no easy task, and may require a lifetime to master.

Doesn't this all point to the reality of the inherent difficulty of relationships? Imagine if we began to anticipate and even embrace these struggles as the process by which we come to deeply know ourselves and others, to develop and mature toward our fullest capacities. What a shift in perspective!

Think of it this way: We are born into the river of life each in our own boat. You can't get into my boat and have your own life, and I can't get in your boat and have my life. Trouble arises when you try to climb in my boat or expect me to climb in yours. We each have to struggle to learn to paddle our own boats, and to negotiate the different currents of the river.

Sometimes, you may prefer to paddle by the bank while I prefer the middle, or you may be ready to go farther and faster before I am. But sometimes -- perhaps even often as the years go by -- we may find ourselves choosing to paddle close together, in a synchronized pace, toward a mutual destination.

Will I return?

Hey guys,

Sorry i have been busy recently due to work. I have been working alot because of christmas periods. Its alot busier than I thought. I love to blog every day, but its been very hectic for me. But I will try my best to keep you guys updated with my randomness ;)

Loving the Stats.
I am getting alot of people from all over the world. I am very impressed of the outcome of the google searchers and digg.

Really, keep coming back for more news and informations or may be usefull tips.

Thursday 9 December 2010

Second life - Exploring a Sims 9-12-2010

I was so bored and i thought lets explore a place in second life.
Its random visit but its a mall.




Wednesday 8 December 2010

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Reality of life 2010



A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university
professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and in life. Offering his
guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an
assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the coffee.

When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the
nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is
normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and
stress.

What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups

and were eyeing each other's cups. Now consider this: Life is the coffee, and the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to
hold and contain Life, and do not change the quality of Life. Sometimes, by concentrating only on
the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided."

So, don't let the cups drive you ... enjoy the coffee instead.

hope u guys don’t loose the things just for the asthetic look …

Saturday 4 December 2010

Drinking Milk Helps Weight Loss

We've got all sorts of things for weight loss: pills, diet books, surgery, and even vibrating machines you strap around your belly. But, who would have thought the answer would be as simple as drinking milk.

A new study claims consuming milk and calcium helped people lose more weight, regardless of diet.

But, before you go out and buy your own personal dairy cow, take a look at who sponsored the study.

Writing in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition, experts found study participants (300 overweight men and women, ages 40 to 65, on either a low-fat, Mediterranean, or low-carb diet) with the highest dairy calcium intake, 12 ounces of milk - equal to 580 milligrams of dairy calcium - lost 12 pounds at the end of two years, regardless of the diet style.

On the flipside, people with the lowest dairy calcium intake, 150 milligrams of dairy calcium, about half a glass of milk, only lost seven pounds.

The magic might not just be in the milk or the calcium. The researchers say vitamin D levels were higher in the people who lost the most weight. Vitamin D is a nutrient that acts like a hormone, and helps facilitate calcium absorption. Other sources of vitamin D include fatty fish like salmon and algae supplements.

But, the research has a fatal, and sadly all too common flaw, it was supported by the Dr. Robert C. and Veronica Atkins Research Foundation, i.e. a fad diet company. Atkins advocates a high-fat diet for weight-loss, eating foods like bacon, steak, eggs, and of course milk, so you've got to raise an eyebrow. It's the same as a cigarette maker backing research that claims inhaling tobacco smoke actually improves lung health. Fail.

7 Surprising Secrets of Successful Weight Loss

Ever wanted to know the techniques and tricks used by those who successfully lost weight, and kept it off?

Thanks to a scintillating survey conducted by popular weight loss site SparkPeople - we've now got some road-tested tips to give you the best chance at managing weight.

As part of an updated paperback version of the bestselling book The Spark, (new edition here), the authors at Sparkpeople undertook a comprehensive survey of over 2,000 members. Why do 50% of people report losing momentum within 2 weeks of starting a diet? And why do 18% fizz out within just 3 days?

The answer is the 'strong start'. These strong starters lost twice as much weight in the first two weeks, and were five times more likely to reach goals than the false starters.

Secrets of the Strong Start

1. Track Food and Calories

Both strong and false starters ranked "food tracking" as the one action that made the biggest difference in their programs. 82% of strong starters tracked food every day vs. 65% of false starters, and strong starters were twice as likely to track their calories.

2. Don't put certain foods off limits

Strong starters were less likely to label foods "good" or "bad" and forsake certain foods, and were three times more likely to use portion control techniques that supported consumption of unhealthier foods in moderation.

3. Spend LESS time exercising

On average, strong starters exercised for 30 minutes during the first two weeks; false starters for 60 minutes, suggesting that false starters burned themselves out.

4. Focus on both diet and exercise

74 percent of false starters made both fitness and dietary changes from the outset, compared to 50 percent offalse starters.

5. Engage more with others/have a support network

Strong starters were more than twice as likely to communicate with other members online.

6. Weigh yourself weekly, not daily

Most strong starters weighed themselves weekly, while the majority of false starters did so daily.

7. Focus first and foremost on developing healthy habits, not losing weight

Most strong starters viewed their #1 goal as "building a strong foundation of healthy habits." A majority of false starters made losing 3-4 pounds in their first two weeks their #1 goal, which backfired.

Thursday 2 December 2010

Weather in London 2010

ITS FREEZING!! CANT SLEEP!!

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Russia gets 2018 World Cup, Prince William is sad



Things were going so well for Prince William. He just got engaged to a lovely lady, he helped give a fantastic World Cup bid presentation at FIFA headquarters, he got to stand near David Beckham's hair. Things really couldn't have been going any better (aside from the British media agitating FIFA by exposing it as corrupt and nefarious).

And then, Sepp Blatter announced Russia as the host of the 2018 World Cup -- England's World Cup -- and soon after it trickled out that England didn't even make it out of the first round of voting and only got two votes. Two. Out of 22. One of which was England's own vote.This is the reaction it provoked from the future king...



The harsh reality sets in. His eyes go cold as he silently vows to invade FIFA with brutal, merciless force when he does become King of England. If, you know, he had that power.


Photos: AP, Getty 

Facebook Mafia Wars Cheats - 2010

For every computer game available, on-line or offline, there are secret codes or cheats to get players ahead in the game quickly. Google "Facebook Mafia War cheats" and the reader will be rewarded with a barrage of sites claiming to have the secret cheats or codes.

There are some scripts out there to automate a few actions of the game. One script touts that it automatically sends friend invites to players in the fight window. It may or may not work all the time. Players can advance faster by strategizing instead of hunting cheats.

Grow the Family

In Mafia Wars, players form mob families by inviting other Facebook members to join. The more family members a mob has, the stronger they are. The first and ultimately most important key to advancing is to keep the mob family growing. This can be done in a couple of ways:

1 Players invite all of their friends to join
2 Link to other players on one of the many ‘add me’ pages in FB, thousand of players network on these pages
3 Reciprocate when players join their mob family – Mafia War players can be members of more than one mob

Family Defense

Family members need to be able to defend themselves. It is up to the Boss to make sure each team member has defensive tools. As the family accumulates wealth, the boss should make sure each member has weapons, vehicles, etc.

* Initially, funds will be low, the Boss should focus on growing wealth in order to take care of family
* As wealth is accumulated, Boss should purchase each member of family more weapons

Increase the Wealth

Each Mob Boss will have different strategies for accumulating wealth. Some families focus on more jobs and payouts while other families are more involved in property acquisitions. These strategy tips will help increase the family wealth regardless of the ultimate goal:

* In the early levels of game play, purchase properties with a low investment cost and decent return rate. Mafia Mike’s Delis are an excellent choice; however, the number available for purchase is dependent on the number of family members.
* As the money increases purchase high end properties – the key is to purchase as many as possible at one time. Once a purchase is made, the price increases for the next purchase.
* Beware of the upkeep cost of some high end weapons and vehicles. Make sure money flow is sufficient to cover the costs.

Using Points Strategically

With each level up, players are given reward points by the Godfather. These can be used to increase a variety of attributes, such as attack, defense, energy and more. Where to apply these points depends on the Mafia Boss’ strategy.

* Knocking off rivals and going for kills: this strategy requires using reward points to increase attack, defense, and stamina attributes. This allows the player to knock off other mobs and engage in more fights while staying strong themselves.
* Money Accumulation: this strategy requires putting most reward points into the energy level. Energy enables the family to do more jobs, thus acquiring more money.

Mafia War players also have the option of buying reward points from the Godfather, if they so choose. Additionally, there are often special weapons or incentives available that can only be purchased with reward points.

Mafia Wars is an extremely popular game that has become the rage around the world. Players who are looking for shortcuts to bypass the actually playing of the game might not find what they are looking for, however, employing a few secrets to advancing their mob can prove to be just as valuable.

Mafia War Tips - How to do well in facebook mafia war 2010


1. Play a Maniac. The Jobs are a much better source of experience and cash then fighting and this way you earn more of both instead of just more cash.

2. {{{Don't add to your mafia right away!}}} I can not stress this enough! You want a Mafia Mikes and a Bloody Chainsaw for every 2 members of your mafia but the amount of members you need for another one is based on your current members. That means if you buy a Bloody Chainsaw when you have 12 members, accept 8 members, buy another BC, then you will need 22 members to buy another one instead of the 16 you would have needed.
In short accept 2 members at a time and buy both before accepting more.

3. Put all of your upgrade points into energy. Fighting might be cool but it won't level you quickly. Every time you level your energy is reset so with high energy you can do the harder and therefore more valuable missions plus you won't have to wait as long to do more of them. You will be amazed how fast you level this way.

4. Even though fighting is not your best source of income it can be good. As long as your mafia is well equipped (I'll get to that in a moment) you should be able to beat anyone with an equal or lesser sized mafia. You get the same amount of experience and cash no matter how big their mafia is so don't be afraid to pick on the little guys. If you gain the maximum amount of cash when you beat someone 70,000 you should not only keep attacking them but bookmark their profile and try attacking them later after they are healed.

5. There are 2 ways of equipping your mafia. Looting and buying. The higher the mission the better the loot and sometimes you loot in fights but to be safe you should buy enough equipment to cover every member of your mafia. With your high energy to do jobs and buying Mafia Mikes' every 2 members you will have plenty of cash.

Weapons: Bloody Chainsaw is a great weapon and half of your mafia should have one. The other half should be equipped with Chain Guns. Once you start looting .50 Caliber Rifle or better you can use it in place of a Chain Gun.

Armor: Not only is Body Armor the best armor you can buy but it is the first thing you should buy enough of to cover all of your members. Other items you might buy as you earn cash but these are cheap.

Cars: The weapons and armor are cheaper and therefore a priority but when you are rolling in cash the Towncar is the best you can buy.
(There may be better things to buy but not until you are level 99.)

6. Avoid the Hitlist like the plague. While putting hits on people is fun it only draws attention to yourself and there's nothing to stop a level 100+ whacking you just for kicks. If someone takes a hit out on you you'll die and lose some experience but let it end there. You want to stay below the radar and gather your forces quietly

7. Spend your cash on items for your mafia whenever possible but don't buy more then you need. If you have cash and nothing to buy bank it. The 10% you lose is usually better then repeatedly losing 70,000 from someone farming you for cash.

8. The best jobs for exp and usually cash are:
Levels 1-4 Auto Theft
5-8 Bank Heist
9-12 Museum Break-in
13-17 Wiretap the Cops
18+ I'm currently level 22 and Wiretap the Cops is still the best choice.

9. And of course send me an invite if you want another mafia member :)

I hope this helps some of you who are feeling lost.

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Europe a la Carte Blog 2010

Here is a travel blog i found that will be useful.
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A Guys Fairy Tale 2010

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... “Will you marry me?” 

The Princess said “NO!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting and played golf
and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch
and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up  

and farted whenever he wanted. 

The End

Tuesday 30 November 2010

Barcelona vs Real Madrid Match 2010

Barcelona vs Real Madrid

Real Madrid did not only lose El Clasico to Barcelona. They lost their self-respect, their greatness, and their first place in La Liga standings to their archrivals. 5-0 was the final shameful result.

In truth, who would have imagined such a score line after 90 minutes of proceedings at the Camp Nou? The public was rather expecting a hot and balanced encounter, due to both sides’ forces and advantages. Jose Mourinho is normally known for his diverse and effective strategies in big games, but on the night of November 29, he wasn’t given any chance to perform his wonders.

As for Cristiano Ronaldo, his fans were hoping he would break his goalless curse against the former treble winners. That was not the case though, and in addition to the already-disgraceful result of El Clasico, his immature behavior made his troubles’ load on his shoulders even heavier.

Barcelona first took the lead through Xavi, on 10 minutes. A wonderful pass, followed by a decent ball control and a nice finish allowed the hosts to establish themselves in the game, while it gave their visitors a hard early cuff. Looking at the replay, there were no doubts that Mourinho had not organized his offside trap ideally, and this was a negative sign for the rest of the game.

Indeed, Pedro’s name sneaked on the scoring sheet 8 minutes later with a strike inside the 6-yard box. The connection between the ball provider David Villa and the eventual goalscorer was faultless; but speaking of Real Madrid, their defense was decomposed and awkward. By then, Jose Mourinho knew that his men were in the hands of their enemies; he was simply helpless.

His front looked lethargic and his midfield was subjugated. There was nothing left to do. Cristiano Ronaldo however made the situation worst on 32 minutes when he refused to keep his calm and pushed Barcelona coach Pep Guardiola near the touch line to get the ball back in play with impatience. This caused Victor Valdes and Andres Iniesta to race toward the winger in anger along with other players on the field; but the referee stopped the row and booked the Portuguese forward, as well as the home side’s goalie.


In front of 98,255 spectators, the humiliated Real Madrid players had to go for a break at half-time, with the task of overturning a 2-0 score line afterward. The Camp Nou kept hunting Los Blancos in the second half with loud screams and taunts, and being powered to maximum by their home fans, Barcelona came back stronger to sink their rivals even deeper.

David Villa finally clarified his image with a quick-fire double before the hour mark thanks to excellent contributions from Lionel Messi. The current league leaders played the rest of the match relentlessly, and they were rewarded with a late 5th goal—this time—from substitute Jeffren.

The Galacticos just could not handle the pressure and disgrace; but as opposed to the rest of his teammates, defender Sergio Ramos refused to contain himself, and lashed at Puyol and Xavi after horribly tackling Messi. He was sent off for his dreadful act; and obviously, it was a cheap red card.

Barcelona now top La Liga table with 34 points—either 2 points ahead of Real Madrid who occupy the second place still with 32 points. Several questions now arise concerning the future of Los Blancos’ biggest personalities: Does Mourinho still deserve to be called the Special One? Should Ronaldo expect to be a nominee for next years’ individual awards despite his infantilism and lack of influence in tough times?

More importantly, the club’s chances of holding La Liga title this season have become slighter. If ever they fail to become champions again, then it will be hard to know what and who Madrid really need to become a true kingdom. In the meantime, it would advisable for them to think of developing themselves—both tactically and mentally.

 

Date:     Monday, 29 Nov 2010
Time:     15:00 ( US/Eastern )
Competition:     Spain La Liga
Live/Repeat:     Live
Venue:     Camp Nou, Barcelona (Barcelona)

3 Tips for Doubling Your Conversions on ClickBank

Whether you’re an affiliate or a vendor, the number one thing you are constantly striving for is better conversions. You split test everything from the subject lines of your emails to the color of the order button on your pitch page in hopes of bumping up that conversion rate even just half of a point. Why are we all obsessed with conversions? Why do we spend hours poring over our iContact or AWeber statistics and why do we dedicate a huge chunk of our time to constant testing? It’s simple: higher conversions = a higher ROI = more money in your pocket. Not to mention, higher conversions means that affiliates are more likely to promote your product.
To help you in your constant quest for that ever elusive peak conversion rate, this article will show you three sneaky tips that you can implement this week to double your conversion rate.

(Please note: These tactics are not Google-friendly. If Google is a significant traffic source for you, these tips will probably not work for you.)

1) Use the Presale/Follow-up One-Two Punch.

Did you know that 80-85% of people who click the ‘BUY’ button and arrive on the payment form actually end up abandoning it? Some people say the percentage is even higher than that! This could be for many different reasons – from second thoughts to simple issues like “I’m too lazy to go find my credit card now” or “my wife/husband is calling me for dinner” or a random technical issue on the side of the credit card processor. The only thing we need to do in each of these cases is ask the customer to try one more time.

So, instead of sending your prospects directly to the payment form, use a “squeeze page” to collect the customer’s name and email address before you send them to the order form (see example below). You may have heard that adding this extra step in the order process will reduce your conversions. However, I have performed numerous split tests and adding the squeeze page to the order process has never had a negative impact on my conversions.

According to my tests, the ideal pre-sale form must contain the following:
• A request for the customer’s email address, first name and last name. You can (and should) automatically pass this information to the ClickBank order form so that the customer does not have to enter them again.
• Trust Guard seal (or similar type of seal) saying that your business is verified and legitimate.
• Progress bar at the top of the form showing where the customer is at in the order process and what they can expect next.
• A few testimonials, if you are allowed to use them.
• A product image (package) so customers can visualize what they are buying.

According to my split test results, I am able to capture about 85% of my leads this way! This means that for every 1000 customers who click my ‘BUY’ button but do not purchase, I am able to capture the names and email addresses of 850 of them!

These are the hottest leads any vendor can get because all of these people not only Clicked “BUY,” but also cared enough to fill in their details with a clear intention to buy!

All you need to do now is follow up with this list by sending them an email and offering them an incentive to try their order one more time. The incentive could be in the form of a bonus, a price discount or a free give-away. According to my results, 25-30% of them will actually try again and buy it, so you can easily increase your conversions by 30% by implementing this tactic!


2) Use a Video Sales Letter

Using a video sales letter as your main sales pitch, or using it in conjunction with a text sales letter that goes under the video, can easily boost your conversions up to 34% according to my split test results. Video sales letters are easy to create once you know the proven formula and follow it carefully. I believe video sales letters work for several reasons.

First, with text-only sales letters, you’re only able to stimulate one of your customer’s five senses: sight. And in our time-crunched, attention-deficit society, most customers will not take the time to read your sales copy long enough to become truly engaged in your pitch.

With video sales letters, however, you can stimulate a second sense: hearing. Not only can your customers read your pitch, but they can also listen to you say it! Now you can use tone, humor and inflections in your voice to emphasize certain points – all of which help keep the customer’s attention! Moreover, giving customers the ability to hear you can help you gain their trust and give them the sense that they “know” you.

Also, video is still a novelty in marketing since 90% of vendors are still using old school long-form sales letters. Customers are used to those long scrolling pages and they tend to get “sales letter blindness.” Instead of reading your 14-page masterpiece about how you got rich overnight by finding a super trick that no one else has yet discovered, they simply scroll down to see the price and leave your page forever without giving you a chance to build the value first.

With a video sales letter YOU control the selling funnel. You don’t allow customers to fast-forward the video (the equivalent of scrolling to the bottom of your sales page) so they either have to leave or listen to it fully to realize the full potential benefits of your product.
Yes, some customers will be irritated by the lack of controls on the video or they may get bored watching it and leave your page before the video is over. However, don’t worry about losing them because those people were never serious about buying from you anyway. The people who are actually interested enough to watch your video to the end are the ones you care about. They are fully engaged, ready to buy your product, and a large percentage of them WILL convert!

Video sales letters tend to work great in Internet marketing, weight loss, and other smaller niches.
3) Using Exit Chat and Exit Splash

I guess everyone has seen these annoying exit splash pop-ups that appear on many sites. Despite its annoying effect, it really does work and it’s a great way to capture leads! If the prospective customer is not convinced enough to buy your product right then, he may still be interested in getting a freebie that you can offer him on a squeeze page that appears after the exit splash.

According to my tests, using what I call the “video fake-out trick” on the squeeze page can further increase conversions. The “video fake-out trick” involves using a flash player that looks clickable because it contains an image of a play button. If the prospect clicks it, a pop-up appears saying something like “You are really going to love this video. Simply enter your email address in the opt-in form below for instant access.” Don’t play the video BEFORE the customer opts in because most of them won’t find enough time to watch the entire video and will leave before you’re able to capture their information.
I’ve also found that using an exit chat that appears to be a live operator is another great way to boost conversions. Program the “live” chat robotic operator to offer customers a $10 discount and watch your conversions increase 35-40%!
Like you, I am constantly testing and searching for ways to increase my conversion rates. These are some my best tips and I hope they work as well for you as they have for me!

by
Mike Sole

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St Andrew's Day marked with Google doodle

Today is St. Andrew's Day - and Google have celebrated the feast day of Scotland's patron saint with a Google doodle.

The logo's usual bold colours have been swapped for tartan, with the Saltire - the Scottish flag of St Andrew with a white cross on a blue background - is flying.

The St. Andrew's Day celebration has also been marked by Barack Obama, as The White House yesterday sent Scotland a St. Andrew's Day message for the first time.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said America "congratulated" the people of Scotland as it prepared to mark its national day.

In a statement on the US Department of State website, she said: "Scotland's unique culture and traditions have long been admired around the world, and the special ties between our two nations date back to the founding of the United States.

"From Patrick Henry and John Paul Jones to Davy Crockett and Neil Armstrong, trail-blazing Scottish-Americans have helped shape the history of our country in profound ways.

"Today, the United States and Scotland continue to share strong ties rooted in our common ancestry, values, and interests. Our people work together on many of the most pressing challenges of our time, and both houses of the United States Congress have Friends of Scotland Caucuses to further promote friendship and co-operation between Scotland and the United States.

"I wish the people of Scotland a joyous St Andrew's Day celebration and a successful year ahead. We look forward to further deepening our friendship throughout the future."

Friday 26 November 2010

Easily Make Money as a Travel Writer

Easily Make Money as a Travel Writer

You must have spent a lot of time in traveling and each time you travel, you love to share you experience with others,Right? Just imagine your career as a travel writer! By this you will not only able to share your travel experience but also can make money as a travel writer.

There are many options to make money as a travel writer.

One of the easy method is to start writting and keep posting on other people’s blog. Today blogging is HUGE and spreaded all over the internet world. It will not be difficult for you to fine a travel blog just check it out and offer them your articles. Few demands article of at least a few hundred words. Guys/Gals having a lot experience in travelling will face no problem in completing the assignment. You can set a certain amout for your articles and start manking money. All blogs are in search of unique and fresh new content.

Secondly you can start up your own travel blog with own blog post. If  you are unable to write as much required content for your blog then just pay others for articles. Publish them, you will get benefit more than you pays for articles. You can place ads on your blog. If you have thought of joining any affiliate program with some other business, this will be great opportunity for you. You travel articles willl help you to generate traffic to your travel blog and the ads will make revenue for you.

Another option you have to sell your travel contents to newspapers and travel mazines. You never need to be a professional writer to do so. They will also make money for you.

Interested ?? Yes !! Wow .. Start earning money .. Keep Visiting :)

Make Money with Affiliate Networks and Programs

Make Money with Affiliate Networks and Programs

As you know an affiliate network is a type of network which acts as an intermediary b/w merchant and publishers. Affiliate network allows website owner/publishers to search and participate in affiliate programs which suits their website. Today affiliate network has been spread all over the internet world.
I have a list of few Affiliate Network and Programs through which you can Make Money Online


Amazon Associates : Under this you have to link to Amazon products and services you can add compelling content for your website users enjoyment. You can receive up to ’10%’ as referral fees.

ClickBank : It is the largest digital marketplace in internet world. 1000′s of web popular products are sold every day.

Commssion Junction : CJ is simply a revenue maximiser. It is next level affiliate network.

Forex-Affiliate : Forex Affiliate is leading and good paying Forex affiliate program. The Affiliate are provided with Online Assistance, support, marketing helper and many professional tools which are free of cost.

RocketProfit : It is an affiliate network in which you get you payment by check after your earning reaches $25.

There are many more Affiliate Networks and Programs through which you can easily make money online.

Best 5 Money Making Option on the Internet

Best 5 Money Making Option on the Internet

Today there are many ways to make money online. All of them has worked for somebody. Which is best and which one would fit best to you? I have experienced few nice working and smooth Money Making Option on the Internet.

Best 5 Money Making Option on the Internet are listed below :

Service Marketing

In such case you just use internet for marketing purpose for one or more services you provide.You can reach most of people today through internet, and it is the best option today. You better start with targeting your friends, your city, and then increase your reach scope. After you earn better, you might close to deal automatically online and can make a team who can work for you.

Starting an E-Store

This is a very wide formula. This is too great. You can start online selling store to sell the stuff you have in reach. You can even sale the products which you promote as an affiliate marketer.

Affiliate Marketing

This is the most widely and most famous way to make money online. Under this owner of any product gives you right to promote their product and you get a commission on each sale. Digital product’s commissions are higher. You not need to have any technical information for being a Affiliate Marketer. It’s a best way to start, but you must have a good reach for doing this.

Advertising

You can start up a website or a blog. Place ads then bring few traffic and start earning. Best Ads network which provide good earning is Google Adsense. Under this if any body clicks on ads on your website you get paid for it. Good visitors can make good income.

Donations

You can place a donation box on your blog or website. I have experienced that most of the people who try to get some information and not able to get it easily, once they find the information they happily donate few amount to that website. You can use donation box if you think that your blog is unique and having good standard.

Wednesday 24 November 2010

LAUNCH OF THE ZIGGYZ PRODUCTIONS LIMITED

Dear Friends/Family/Fans

I have registered and formed a company as ZiggyZ Productions. I got the name registered and now its official that ZiggyZ Productions is one of the Limited Firm.

Thanks for all your support on coming to my blog. I hope you carry on with your reading and i will promise you to bring many more blogs.

Thanks
ZiggyZ Productions Ltd

Tuesday 23 November 2010

Don’t have a camel toe? Try Camel Shows

Don’t have a camel toe? Try Camel Shows

The Annoying Orange 3: TOE-MAY-TOE

The Annoying Orange 2: Plumpkin

The Annoying Orange

Second Life - Ahern Drama 2010

Today I came across with some funny people in second life. We have some people who are voluntarily having a argument in the main welcome area. This was very dull conversation but well it will excite some second life. But Here is some people arguing about race and animal sex.

All started when Camille Kestrel teleported in naked. We explained to her that we are in a welcome area which is protected. Anyways, She refuse to wear her cloths. Camille Kestrel need to understand the fact not all people here tolerate naked avatar in Ahern.

Camille Kestrel started asking people about why people are horrible to her. Well, no one was horrible to her in the first place. We all telling her to put the cloths on. She started complaining about white people are racist. Camille Kestrel is from china and she is half Pakistani and half Chinese. She said all White people are racist and this conversation made Waterfalzz Extraordinaire laugh out loud. Then Waterfalzz Extraordinaire started to agree with Camille Kestrel because Waterfalzz Extraordinaire is a black Afro American.

Terminator Sunkiller also got in to the conversation because he is a Latin man. He said "All the animal porn is white girl having sex with horses". He also mention that there is no black women in animal sex site. So afron Threebeards got offended. He started argueing about Terminator watch more Animal sex and waked off. This went for good 10 minutes.

What happened in Ahern was funny and racial conversation to animal sex. To conclude this blog i would say, there is people who come from different country to meet new friends online. Second life is good for business, pleasure, friendship and other stuff.

7 Ways To Get Paid For Goofing Off Online

I love to spend time online. And to be honest, a lot of it is spent goofing off, surfing, procrastinating... you know, just having fun! Well, I have figured out some ways to get paid (or get free stuff) simply for goofing off.
First of all, I have to say that I was a bit skeptical of these sites. I mean, so many people promise this - and it never seems to work out. But these sites are different...
I have only included sites that are:
  • Totally free
  • Willing to pay you cash (often via check or PayPal) or give you really good prizes like gift cards
You will never have to pay anything or enter your credit card information on any of these sites. You also don't have to give them you cell phone number either, which I never like to do. You will have to give them a valid email address so they know where to contact you with new surveys, polls, and updates on how much money you've earned.
Don't get me wrong - you won't get rich off of any of these sites. You will make some spare cash and get a few gift cards. This is great for anyone who is looking to make a small amount of extra income. You don't need any special qualifications. Anyone can do this.
  1. Lightspeed Consumer Panel - A great way to earn a little extra spending money taking surveys! Their surveys are easy and relevant to your life... and you get paid quickly :-)
  2. HCD Surveys - Ooooh, this is one of my favorite survey companies. They pay you to take really interesting surveys on things like American Idol and pop culture. Heck, I would take these surveys for free... but they are actually paying me!
  3. OpinionOutpost - A tried and true place to get paid for simply taking surveys. They pay quickly and promptly too. I am a huge fan of this company.
  4. InboxDollars - A nice company that pays you simply to read and click on email. It's something you have to do anyway, so you may as well get paid for it. They also will pay you a couple bucks every now and then for taking a survey. Sweet!
  5. Swagbucks - Earn gift cards, MP3s, and other goodies for searching the web and helping with tasks. They have $5 Amazon gift cards that I can usually earn in a week or two. I'm addicted to this site! Download their toolbar, and you'll get codes as you surf and search the web that add up to prizes. This is seriously a lazy person's way to score freebies.
  6. Toluna- Earn fast cash from taking polls and surveys! It's easy to get a check from this place. Make sure to visit every day and take all the sponsored polls. A quick and fun way to make money!
  7. MyPoints - Score gift cards to practically any store and restaurant for taking polls and clicking on emails. These people have been around forever, and you've probably heard of them before. I call this my free Starbucks for surfing the web plan.

Know Your ginger

Know Your ginger :)

Insights in Building Successful Google Adsense Money Making Blogs

Insights in Building Successful Google Adsense Money Making Blogs

Remember the first time you build your first Google Adsense blog. The definition of a Google Adsense blog is one of those money making blogs which derives its main revenue from adsense clicks.

Google Adsense money

Most of us envisioned raking in lorry loads of money per month by building money making blogs merely with incorporating Google Adsense into the main page, the post and money will come racing in . Sadly, hard reality sets in when they see their Adsense accounts displaying 5 cents and the most 20 cents per click. Nothing to shout about the click thru rate; only 1 %. This is the stage where the new blogger comes to term with the harsh reality of trying to make money from blogging. Duration in reaching this stage: at least 6 treacherous months.

As a result, is Google Adsense still the way to go?

The answer depends on yourself. You see, in order to effectively monetize a Google Adsense blog, you need considerable amount of traffic. Mind you, I’m not talking about just any traffic!

Numerous bloggers claim to be expert in Social Media Marketing like Twittering and they spend ample time writing articles along with submitting them to the popular Social Bookmarking sites like Squidoo and Digg all in the divine quest to drive traffics to their blog. While this may increase targeted traffic to a blog, the idea rarely translates into clicks their Adsense ads.

Therefore, if you’re one of those smart bloggers who’s still chasing traffic from Social Media sites and wondering why your Google Adsense account is neigh, I just have to share with you on the hard reality. People who mingle in Social networks are too ‘Net savvy and they also don’t click ads. They read blogs purely for entertainment rather than for the information that comes from the blog. It all depends really what are the agendas in the mind of these Social visitors.  The chances are, they won’t find anything worthwhile to click in your Adsense.

Similarly, just ask yourself when is the last time you lobbied to your friends in Facebook to take a look into your new blog post. On and off, your effort may successfully drive a sudden surge in traffics to them. But do you see any ‘Ka-ching’ in your Adsense account? I don’t know about you but I’m usually dissapointed.

Organic Traffic Is What You Should Focus On!

Let’s stop and ponder for a moment.

When a surfer is  searching for some new knowledge, they yearn for it and they want it yesterday! Therefore most of us will  stop at nothing online till we find that elusive information we need. We click on this or that, after all we are frantic searchers and we hungry for that information!

For example. Let’s say your debt is piling and you need instant solution in how to pay your next petrol and shopping bills. You need some credit card debt relief. So you go on onto Google and type in ‘debt relief’. You then click on the first result that promises you quick and uncomplicated debt relief. After you look at site for a few moments, you realize this site can’t answer your questions as well as you’ll have to go elsewhere. There’s an Adsense advert block to the higher left with a statement about instant debt relief. Voila! Go ahead, that might be just what you are looking for. Even if it’s not, there’s nothing to lose really.

You see, we put on different hats when we surf the net. If I’m looking for a particular information, in this case ‘credit relieve’, I’ll struck the Adsense link each and every time if it will direct me to what I am looking for. And do you know what? The Webmaster or weblog owner gets the maximum payout for your innocent click because you found the site by searching for the word ‘credit relief’.

On the other hand, if I was surfing to a site trying to find ‘How To Be A Successful Online Entrepreneur”and then clicked on the same advertising, chances are the webmaster this time might not have received the maximum payout for that particular click. Tis’ the reason why some of your Adsense chalking up 0.20 cents whereas there are some which only give 1 or 2 cents. In a nutshell, Google will pay you in accordance to the kind of audience that come in and click on your site.

Therefore, What Kind Of Adsense Blog Is Best?

This is actually the real secret to Ad-sense and how to help it become pay the most for each and every click. If you have a blog or website which ranks well for a number of key phrases and your pages are optimized to bring in targeted search traffic, you will do well with Adsense. Your blog doesn’t need to be a custom made Live journal blog nor does it have to end up being fancy. In fact, you can start with one of those Google adsense optimized themes.

SEO is the most important aspect you should focus on if you want to build successful Google Adsense Blogs. Forget about the Social Networking and about getting this post Dugg and Stumbled. Why bother when you know it’s not going to convert and the worst part is it’s going to wreck your click through rate. For all your hard work, imagine getting a big discount by Google. Shoot for the money. And in this instance, the money is in standing well for your key words and driving unique audiences from targeted organic search readers to your blog or website. Your current blog or website should focus only on one subject, for example ‘debt relief’.

Don’t try to make a blog or website cover everything under the sun. Each and every page of your website should have an article or perhaps post covering one search term. For example, if you had a new blog over the primary keyword of ‘paint ball’, then you’d probably want the interior pages targeting keywords such as ‘paintball guns’, ‘paint ball gears’, ‘how to play great paintball’ or ‘demolish your opponents with the best paintball strategy’. While you’re from it, make sure your own blog or website is optimized for Adsense.

Do not stuff every page with Adsense ads. The top spending ad block is normally a 350 x 250 or 250 x 250 block at the top left hand corner of your post. You may also want to try out the  tower banner in the sidebar, but honestly I don’t see much Ka-ching from that. Previously, I used to scatter little Google adsense link blocks on my own sites, but have always done poorly with them. It is found that most people prefer to click on  Adsense ads in the body.

Do you see how many Adsense block I put in Howtoblog.org now? Only two in the homepage and one in the post. More advertisements normally dilute your click payout because Google Adsense is smart enough to divert your readers click to the other site without opening a new window. Therefore, your reader is diverted away from your site already.

In a nutshell, if you really want to build money making blogs with your Google Adsense account, and maximizing the ROI of your Google Adsense blog, forget about those cool Social Networks, opt for a keyword targeted website or blog. Search Engine Optimized them, construct backlinks to make it list well for your chosen keywords and then relax and watch the Adsense money roll in.

How to Write a Book Review

First of all, read the book, think about it and, if you can, talk about it to someone.

What is the story about?  What type of story is it?  What sort of characters did it have in it?  Write a few sentences answering these questions.

Who do you think this book was written for?  Was it a boy, a girl or both?  What sort of age group.  Give it a star rating - 1 for poor and 5 for GREAT!!!

Put the title of the book and the author's name at the top of the review.  If you want to be really impressive, you can add the ISBN  (International Standard Book Number).  Every book has one and it is usually on the back of the jacket.

If you want your book review to be more valuable. You should go deep in to the book and understand the facts. You can key points some of the good facts. Find things where explains what is good about the story. How then describe a certain thing. The idea is to understand the story and what are the main facts.

Monday 22 November 2010

Second Life - Meet - Leslie Whittenstall

Second Life - Meet - Leslie Whittenstall

What a girl in Second Life. Well someone started in on her telling her to not play ABBA instead of simply just taking their own active speakers and turning her down so naturally me, ZiggyZ being a super sized Dooshbag decided to tell her to shut it too. She told me what she thought of my mouth, my head and things I should POOP. Of course since I don't know Leslie I didn't understand she was laughing at me, so I took her picture and posted it on my blog. We that being me and another fellow who left after he realized the huge fo paw he made decided to make up this stuff on my blog. Ok just kidding. How's that for the ice breaking ceremony for some people in second life.

Second life - Bullied by Leslie Whittenstall

What a way to get bullied by Leslie Whittenstall in Second life. Well it all started off when long stretch of no one speaking and than someone mouthing off in Hanja. We all sitting there and minding our own business. Then all of a sudden Leslie Whittenstall cracked up crazy and start calling names at people. At first we all thought its a joke, but she did mean every single word. I was devastated and little mood down. Well its second life for you, then again its part of the ice breaker for some people in second life.


Leslie Whittenstall

Leslie Whittenstall - Posing and saying "Froggy"


Well, deep down we all in Hanja believes Leslie Whittenstall has got a good side. We will see in the future and wish her good luck hehehe

This is Jokes, But here we started our Second life Drama...