Thursday 2 December 2010

Russia gets 2018 World Cup, Prince William is sad



Things were going so well for Prince William. He just got engaged to a lovely lady, he helped give a fantastic World Cup bid presentation at FIFA headquarters, he got to stand near David Beckham's hair. Things really couldn't have been going any better (aside from the British media agitating FIFA by exposing it as corrupt and nefarious).

And then, Sepp Blatter announced Russia as the host of the 2018 World Cup -- England's World Cup -- and soon after it trickled out that England didn't even make it out of the first round of voting and only got two votes. Two. Out of 22. One of which was England's own vote.This is the reaction it provoked from the future king...



The harsh reality sets in. His eyes go cold as he silently vows to invade FIFA with brutal, merciless force when he does become King of England. If, you know, he had that power.


Photos: AP, Getty