A man
and his wife are playing golf, the woman steps up to the tee and hits
her ball. It sails off over the trees and smashes through a window of a
neighbouring house. ther man yells at his wife ' oh look what youve done
well have to go and pay for that'
so they wander up to the house and see the doors open, they walk in and see the glass from the broken window and theres a broken lamp as well. they walk over to the lamp and see a man laying on the sofa.
The husband goes ' sorry about your window mate we will pay to fix it'
the man on the sofa replies ' No thank you, I;m a genie and i have been trapped in that lamp for a 1000 years and you set me free. I can now grant three wishes, one for each of you and if you don't mind ill keep one for myself'
the husband and the life look at each other and decide this sounds fair.
the husband asks to be a millionaire and the genie tells him that when he gets home he will find he is now the richest man the world so then the mans wife says that she would like to have the biggest house in the world and a servant from every country. the genie tells her again when she gets home she will see her new house.
then the man and the wife look at each other then ask the genie what his wish will be .
he says ' well as you know i have been locked in that bottle for 1000 years and all i really want is to be with a woman again. Since I've granted you your wishes i would like to spend the afternoon with your wife. the man looks at the woman and they both agree that its fair.
So the genie and the woman go upstairs and spend hours having sex.
when the genie is finished he looks at the woman and says " how old are you and your husband?'
"were both 30"
to which the genie replies
"ahah you both 30 yet you still believe in genies?
so they wander up to the house and see the doors open, they walk in and see the glass from the broken window and theres a broken lamp as well. they walk over to the lamp and see a man laying on the sofa.
The husband goes ' sorry about your window mate we will pay to fix it'
the man on the sofa replies ' No thank you, I;m a genie and i have been trapped in that lamp for a 1000 years and you set me free. I can now grant three wishes, one for each of you and if you don't mind ill keep one for myself'
the husband and the life look at each other and decide this sounds fair.
the husband asks to be a millionaire and the genie tells him that when he gets home he will find he is now the richest man the world so then the mans wife says that she would like to have the biggest house in the world and a servant from every country. the genie tells her again when she gets home she will see her new house.
then the man and the wife look at each other then ask the genie what his wish will be .
he says ' well as you know i have been locked in that bottle for 1000 years and all i really want is to be with a woman again. Since I've granted you your wishes i would like to spend the afternoon with your wife. the man looks at the woman and they both agree that its fair.
So the genie and the woman go upstairs and spend hours having sex.
when the genie is finished he looks at the woman and says " how old are you and your husband?'
"were both 30"
to which the genie replies
"ahah you both 30 yet you still believe in genies?
