Thursday 30 September 2010

Branded Condoms

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tagline............
>>>>Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
>>>>Tesco Condoms - every little helps
>>>>Nike Condoms - Just do it.
>>>>Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
>>>>Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
>>>>KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
>>>>M&M Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
>>>>Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
>>>>Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
>>>>Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
>>>>Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
>>>>Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
>>>>Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
>>>>Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
>>>>Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"
>>>>FCUK condoms - no comment required.
>>>>Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
>>>>Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.>>>>Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
>>>>Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
>>>>Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
>>>>Renault condoms - size really does matter!
>>>>Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
>>>>>>Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
>>>>Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
>>>>Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot
>>>>Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
>>>>Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play
>>>>Skittles condoms - taste the rainbow
>>>>Wrigleys condoms - the fresher chew
>>>>Jiff condoms - does the hard work so you dont have to
>>>>Ribena condoms - are you a pulla-squeeza-geeza?
>>>>Skips condoms - they melt in your mouth
>>>>;AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
>>>>Pepperoni condoms - its a bit of an animal
>>>>Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)