Thursday, 30 September 2010

50th Anniversary of the Flintstones

wow guys!!
50 years of flintstones...
people who loves this cartoon and kept watching since then to now..

its the time to celebrate!!!

As The Flintstones' 50th anniversary is celebrated with a Google Doodle, we give you the top 10 facts you need to know about the show

The Flintstones (pic: Hanna Barbera)

1. The Flintstones is set in the Stone Age and follows the lives of a working class family.

2. The first cartoon was broadcast on American TV in 1960 and the last six years later.

3. There were 166 episodes.

4. Each was set in the Stone Age town of Bedrock, also called Rockville in early episodes.

5. The theme tune was one of the most recognised kids TV theme tunes among British adults, according to one survey.

6. There are several Flintstones theme parks in the US.

7. Fred Flintstone, the main character, is an accident prone quarry worker.

8. Fred's voice was provided by Alan Reed and Jackie Gleason. Mel Blanc was responsible for Barney's.

9. The show was originally going to be called The Flagstones.

10. The theme tune was created by Hoyt Curtin


Branded Condoms

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tagline............
>>>>Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
>>>>Tesco Condoms - every little helps
>>>>Nike Condoms - Just do it.
>>>>Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
>>>>Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
>>>>KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
>>>>M&M Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
>>>>Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
>>>>Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
>>>>Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
>>>>Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
>>>>Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
>>>>Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
>>>>Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
>>>>Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"
>>>>FCUK condoms - no comment required.
>>>>Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
>>>>Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.>>>>Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
>>>>Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
>>>>Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
>>>>Renault condoms - size really does matter!
>>>>Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
>>>>>>Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
>>>>Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
>>>>Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot
>>>>Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
>>>>Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play
>>>>Skittles condoms - taste the rainbow
>>>>Wrigleys condoms - the fresher chew
>>>>Jiff condoms - does the hard work so you dont have to
>>>>Ribena condoms - are you a pulla-squeeza-geeza?
>>>>Skips condoms - they melt in your mouth
>>>>;AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
>>>>Pepperoni condoms - its a bit of an animal
>>>>Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

Brap Brap (Slang) defined in Urban dictionary...

Brap Brap

These words are examples of primitive onomatopoeia used by Chavs or the like, when making noises like guns.

Apparantly "brap brap" sounds like two rounds being fired. However i think not.

Harry the Chink (whilst in Miniman's Corsa SXI: "Brap Brap i drive by dat nigga"

Crazy Joe: "Shut your gob you stinky Chink!

Another name for a dirtbike, snowmobile, quad, or any toy with a small displacement engine. Also can be used with any number of a's to describe the sound of one of these toys in uses...

Expl.1) Hey bro, go grab your brap brap and let's go to the gravel pit and ride!!!!!

Expl.2) He came around that corner before the triple and he was like "brap brap braaaaaaaaaaaap!"

3 DIFFERENT STORE MANAGERS - Jokes

Joke of the day :

Three department managers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.

The first manager finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeded to dry his hands very carefully. He used 3 paper towels and ensured that every single spot of water onhis hands was dried.

Turning to the other two managers, he said, "At Tesco, we are trained to be extremely thorough."

The second manager finished his task at the urinal and he proceeded to wash his hands. He used a single paper towel and made sure that he dried his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turned and said,"At Sainsbury's, not only are we trained to be extremely thorough, but we are also trained to be extremely efficient."

The third manager finished, pulled up his zipper and walked straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder,"At Morrisons, we don't piss on our hands."

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Wednesday, 29 September 2010

Diabetes - Suitable Foods for Diabetic Persons

AVOID THESE FOODS

Below is a list of foods to avoid. Some will be obvious – others less so.

Sugar and artificial sweeteners, including honey. The only allowed sweetener is stevia. (Sugar is a problem as it is addictive. I suggest you cut down gradually until you can do without. The other option is to go 'cold turkey' and stop it altogether. This will give you withdrawal symptoms, just like stopping any other addictive drug. But this will wear off within about two weeks.)

Sweets and chocolates, including so-called sugar-free types. (If you want a chocolate treat, say once a week, then eat Continental dark chocolate with 70% or more cocoa solids, not the British stuff where sugar is the first named ingredient.)

Foods which contain significant proportions of things whose ingredients end in -ol or -ose as these are sugars (the only exception is cellulose, which is a form of dietary fibre)

"Diet" and "sugar-free" foods (except sugar-free jelly)

Grains and foods made from them: wheat, rye, barley, corn, rice, bread, pasta, pastry, cakes, biscuits, pies, tarts, breakfast cereals, et cetera.

Starchy vegetables: potatoes and parsnips in particular; and go easy with beet, carrots, peas, beans, et cetera and packets of mixed vegetables which might contain them

Beans with the exception of runner beans

Milk (except in small quantities)

Sweetened, fruit and low-fat yogurts

Cottage cheese (except in small amounts)

Beware of commercially packaged foods such as TV dinners, "lean" or "light" in particular, and fast foods, snack foods and "health foods".

Fruit juices, as these are much higher in carbs than fresh fruit. (If you like fruit juices as a drink, dilute about 1 part fruit juice with 2-4 parts water.)


Now that you think there is nothing left to eat, these are foods you can eat:


All meat – lamb, beef, pork, bacon, etc

Include the organ meats: liver, kidneys, heart, as these contain the widest range of the vitamins and minerals your body needs (weight for weight, liver has 4 times as much Vitamin C as apples and pears, for example);

All poultry: chicken (with the skin on), goose, duck, turkey, etc. But be aware that turkey is very low in fat, so fat needs to be added.

Continental sausage (beware of British sausage which usually has a high cereal content.)

All animal and meat fats – without restriction – never cut the fat off meat.

Fish and seafood of all types

Eggs (no limit, but avoid "omega-3 eggs" as these have been artificially fed which upsets the natural fatty acid profile)

All cheeses (except cottage cheese as this has a high carb content and very little fat)

butter and cream (put butter on cooked veges instead of gravy; use cream in hot drinks in place of milk)

Plain, natural full-fat yogurt

Vegetables and fruits as allowed by carb content. (See tables below)

Condiments: pepper, salt, mustard, herbs and spices

Soy products are allowed but, as they are toxic, I don't recommend them

Funny conversation with my Wife!!

hahaha talking about bredrin...
discussing about if this spelling is right or wrong... lets check it out on the urban dictionary...

Tuesday, 28 September 2010

Solution for the bed bugs?

OMG!!! i saw a big fat bug just now on my pillow!!! any solution for a bed bugs? please comment :D

messing about with Clickfeast

Hey Guys

What is a clickfeast? well its a app where i get to click alot of numbers capacha's..
well the point of the clicking is to get soldiers..

long story short..
join me and lets rule ruins of chaos...

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London Slangs

in it - isn't it
bredrin - friend
its Nuffin - its not a problem
live - Great
brah - dude
get me - understand me
yardies - jamicans
waste = when someone is a sellout or slippin or fallin off
buff = sexy
neek = goofy, geek
Bare - alot of something
take a piss - make fun off
bosh - prostitute
split ur wig - buss ur head
yank - knife
nank- knife
gassed = trippin, or when someone is chattin shit
shes loose = easy girls
washed out = when something has faded.....i.e a girl who used to look good bt nw shes 'washed'
beefing = when someone smells i.e bad oddur ud say 'ur beefing man'
shes gt a 'back off' = she get an asss lol
bosh = another rendering or the newer version of hoe
jezzie = hoe